Mariachi

True story, once in grad school I had to call the cops on my neighbors. Keep in mind this is Davis at 3:00 in the morning:

Me: Hi, I'd like to make a noise complaint. I live at...etc, etc.

Davis Police: OK, what does the noise sound like?

Me: Mariachi music.

DP: ... excuse me?

Me: Mariachi music. They're playing the happy birthday song right now.

DP: Mariachi?

Me: Mariachi.

My neighbors had invited the local mariachi band to play in their apartment after the bar closed. Crazy. Mariachi doesn't do it for me. But you know who likes mariachi? Belugas:

So that's good. Remind me to tell you about my whale phobia someday.